Warning: This blog contains and excess of (but is not limited to) Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and British things in general. May also contain: Quotes related to my life as it is unfolding, thoughts, and on occasion a personal post, although those are rare. There is no method to the madness of this blog, and I like it that way.
Sup? I graduated from a four year university. In four years. Fuck yeah!
The particular location (Vaadhoo Island) has a concentrated population of bioluminescent phytoplankton. Bioluminescence is a natural chemical reaction which occurs when a micro-organism in the water reacts with oxygen. When washed ashore by the tides, the phytoplankton’s chemical energy is turned into light energy, illuminating the waves. (source)
this is so perfect
i just need a flashlight so i can read by this.
Graduation cap is all done! Five days! Aaaaahhhhh
Sometimes i just stop and think.. WOW i’m almost like a religion. I have people following me. Real people.
Fun fact: If you create a religion and at least 10 people follow it, it’s classified as an actual religion
So we could start a religion…where The Doctor is our god…and we have holidays based on major events, like “Rose Remembrance Day” and “Master Defeat Day”…I mean, I know at least ten people on here would be down, am I right?
I’m glad someone understands how I feel, even if he is a giraffe.
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
it pisses me off because i have never ever done something so clever
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I don’t feel as weak and useless anymore but am now afraid of my uterus.
Apparently you can break a guys fingers if you ‘clamp down’ so uh, yeah.
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